Okay, so let me explain my title.

I was riding on the handlebars of my boyfriend's bike and we we're going downhill. We hit a bump and I lost my balence and I fell off shortly after that. I landed on my knees and toes, and since we were going downhill, I skidded about a foot down the hill. It hurt like hell, so I started hysterically crying. A couple people saw the accident and they rushed over in their cars with 1st aid kits, (I had no idea that smart people did that). They got my legs all bandaged up, but didn't do my toes. I would normally enjoy looking at blood, but not in this much pain.

Before the police officer showed up, Dakota was trying to get a hold of my parents. Neither of the would fucking answer! In my time of need. So the police officer called both of my parents and finally got a hold of my dad. He came rushing over thinking I had gotten hit by a car and was freaking out! I told him the story and he started lecuring me about how helmets are the safest thing in the world and all this shit. Then the ambulance showed up and they checked my blood pressure and everything. Said I was going to be fine. My dad told them that I shouldn't be drove in an ambulance, It was too expensive. The ambulance and the cops went away. And I got a free blanket! My mom showed up and I was freaking out on her asking her why she didn't answer my emergency calls.

Turns out she left her phone in her bedroom, and she was eating. Damn it! That is soooo lame. My dad was mowing the lawn. That's a better excuse. Dakota's mom was being a bitch (like she always is), and wouldn't let him go with me to the hospital. So my mom took me in by car.

At the hospital, I was wheeled in by a wheelchair. I sat in the cold waiting room for sooooo long. They finally got me to a family waiting room, that was really small. I didn't end up getting a big room with a bed and a tv. Instead they did everything in the stupid but private family waiting room. They gave me lots of pills and put numbing shit on my legs before I got my wounds cleaned with soap and salt water. The numbing shit really really stung. I cried and screamed. Then the nurse cleaned my wounds and put this gell shit on them. And I could barely feel anything. She put bandages on my injuries, and I left at about midnight with a free pair of socks and neon orange hospital pants. My mom said they weren't free and they would probably charge her for them. But the nurse was awesome! She had a Victoria's Secret shirt on. We talked about random stuff but she was my favorite nurse. I had about 4 nurses and 1 male doctor.

Last night, I put the same stuff on my injuries that the nurse did but I cried and screamed even more than when they put the numbing shit on. I tried to go 2 bed, but I couldn't get comfy. I finally fell asleep around midnight again.

So I can't go to school today. I must have crutches before I go back, because I can barely get around in my house, so how the fuck can I get around in a big high school with stairs. NO CHORES OR P.E. FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!

In lots of pain,
JenniferishyaoifanxD